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Ok so.. I really don't know how to start. But I'm gonna do it anyway…

Hi my name is Andrea, but… you probably already know that cause we've been together for what? 15 years? 

So, what I'm really gonna do is talk about the memories and feelings, we'll get emotional, some will cry, and then, i'll be done, we'll grab our cardboards an leave as fast as we can.

So… As you may know, we are the grade that ruins everything..

Golfo? I don't think so

After party for 8th grade prom? -Not either 

Guajira? Ummmm no? and recently, not even music during lunch 

and why does this always happen to us? 

Because we follow orders, we follow rules 

We sit and watch like little puppy dogs doing what they are told. And if we do other wise, we get caught, as usual 

Thats a bummer huh? Not ever brown nosing helps 

All the waving his and the "Viski pleaseeee" to Mr. Viscardi, DON'T help a bit.  

He still hates the world and all of us in it. 

I'd be surprised if he does't make next year's seniors wear military uniforms and shaved heads.

But anyways… It doesn't even matter anymore cause they'll suffer… a little more than what we did. 

We started our freshmen year in high school at our awkward age, coming into puberty and experiencing lots of new things. We watched our seniors like these huge guys who could be our parents. But now that we're here, we feel exactly the same, even if we did change a lot, and even if we did grow. The only difference between us and the 2012 seniors is that they did cool senior activities: cancun week, paint day, water fights, throw back thursday, senior skip day… you get the point. 

We are lucky… we are having a graduation. Cause these days, everything breaks the code of honor. Because, you know, hearing music creates a party school image. Instead, the school embraces the anti-social strategy to use earphones and be quiet like a total freak, so 

THANKYOU! THANKYOU! THANKYOU! Senior year was truly AMAZING! 

Okkkk

Enough about that, now's the part were you cry but you won't so it'll be a little awkward. 

I love you guys. 

I really do. 

We are like a family… We support each other and I will sure miss you like hell 

Cause who can forget all the laughing, all the crying.

Who can forget high school? No one. 

Adapting was tough. 

Because you actually start to do something in high school.. 

Your grades begin to matter, your social life too.. But when do you sleep? 

IDK you'll find the time… Believe me, like my best friend ccc no i won't say her name, she'll get pissed, lets just leave it like that . Oh but wait, don't take her advice, sleeping in calculus class is NOT a good idea. Specially if your teacher is Pascale… she will KILL you and by the time you wake up, the only math you'll end up doing is the grade you need on the final in order to pass the class. Then, class wil end, you'll go to bio, then lunch, you'll wait on a three hour line to get your food and when you can finally order Viscardi will yell at you for being tardy and pretend to catch you with his tardinator lazer, Byrne will tell you: "No sea MALITO" and finally, you'll end up running to last period. The bell rings and you are actually happy to hear "Its friday friday gotta get down on friday looking forward to the weekend weekend"… when its actually tuesday. 

You get home, turn on the computer, check Facebook, check Ask, feel sorry about yourself and shocked by how many people actually hate you (relax its just envy). Then you'll eat a bunch of chocolate, gain five ponds, have your face full of pimples, cover it with tons of foundation and your done! 

Watch a little Vampire Diaries, How I Met Your Mother, Devious Maids, Grey's Anatomy, and finally when your mother yells at you why aren't  you doing something, you explain and justify how Breaking bad is actually a project your chem teacher assigned. 

Then, by 12 pm, when you are done watching TV series, its time to do home work, you rush over it and start drooling while reading "El Quixote", you fall asleep with the book on your face to cover the light from your bedroom. 

You wake up next day stressed out by the exam you will have on first period which you will probably fail cause you forgot to read (even if you didn't cause you fell asleep for staying up late).. as always  

You take a quick shower, or you don't even shower at all cause you are too busy rushing page after page to function properly. 

In class, you don't get a single question right on the test. 

You cry a little and swear you won't do it again 

but forget you ever mentioned that and repeat it over and over again

Panic. there are only two days left for the quarter to end . Beg your teacher for an extra bump or for a minimum of 2.2 or else you will fail and probably graduate on 2016… and who would want that? ummm me no think so. 

Finally and hopefully your teacher feels a little pitty and accepts your blackmail of two bookstore arepas for a .75 bump… 

You prepare yourself mentally and emotionally for your next problem: your parents. 

You pull the rhetoric strategies from your sleeve and finally your mother ends up thinking parent teacher conferences are a waste of time and agrees to mother and daughter bonding time instead. You can't help but draw a huge smile across your face cause you got through the perfect lie. Um no. plan. 

LIEYNG IS WRONG PEOPLE! 

Never lie.

Ever 

O well…

That's about a typical issue and daily routine. 

Now, don't even get me started on the parties people…. 

You go to the beauty salon and get your nails hair and makeup done.. the you wax… ouch but its always worth the pain. 

go home plan your outfit and text your friends. 

GIRLS NIGHT OUT!

Going out is really fun cause you don't really have to spend a dime if you know how to play smart… you  flirt a little and do puppy dog eyes JAJA men are so easy.. 

But really.. GO OUT HAVE FUN! and… 

Like Ellen Degeners said: "Now days, success is measured in how many shots of tequila you can hold" REMEMBER THAT cause its true like for example my friends and I at that par.. 

I mean no 

never

Pff no one at school drinks 

Thats for like 30 year olds duh 

Changing the subject… 

I would like to tell you once again… I am really really really going to miss you when you all go to colage wait what? 

i meant college. AAAAHHH  college 

okkk 

Now, I would like to thank you all for the funny memories, the teachers for let carolina sleep in class o shift i said her name… sorry Caro.. 

I would also like to thank all parents for paying for i pads iPhones and of course… school 

But most of all, i would like to thank wikipedia, google, red bull and vodka for making this possible…